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Crab Meat

By: MarcPaperScissor

Crab meat
Crab feet
Crab is something I love to eat
It’s great with butter and better with sauce
When it’s stuck in my teeth I use crab flavored floss
I love to crab walk and I love to crab dance
But I don’t like crabs when they crawl in my pants
I learn about crabs while I am sitting at school
I have crabs doing laps around in my pool
If crabs were a letter I’d give them an A
It’s so funny for a Jewish boy to be thinking this way
So give me that crab don’t be a tease
Kindly pass me that bowl of crab to me please